I don’t care what race you are. You can be any race you want, and I’m cool with that. Like, you wanna be, you know, I don’t know, Korean… or whatever? Go for it. … Just not on my time. Not on my fucking time. What does the bible say? Adam and EVE, right? Not Adam and ‘some Korean guy’.
Michael Ian Black  (via eltigrechico)

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carpe-hana:

#this is it this is american television

that all happened in under 2 minutes

this is honestly a spiritual experience

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allaboutnewgirl:

And get ready because there’s New Girl on Tuesday! 

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64px:

Dril’s first vine

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thatscienceguy:

John Conway first theorized that it would be impossible to create a forever-expanding universe using these rules, which was proven wrong by a team at MIT, creating the “glider gun,” which is featured in the third gif. 

Since then, thanks to computers, people all over the world have added new designs to the database, creating amazingly complex designs.

For example Andrew J. Wade created a design which replicates itself every 34 million generations! Furthermore it is also a spaceship (permanently moving pattern) and not only that, it was also the first spaceship that did not travel purely diagonally or horizontally/vertically! These types of spaceships are now appropriately named Knightships.

The simulation has some interesting properties, for example it has a theoretical maximum speed information can travel. Or simply, light speed - as that is the limit in our own universe. The limit is set to 1 cell per generation - after all how can you create something further than 1 cell away in one generation if you can only effect your immediate neighbours? And yet you can get things like the ‘stargate’ (Love the name, huge SG fan here.) which allows a space ship to travel 11 cells in just 6 generations.

Some smart people have even designed calculators, prime number generators and other incredibly complex patterns.

You can create your own patterns here: http://www.bitstorm.org/gameoflife/

All gifs were made from this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2vgICfQawE

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tsunamiwavesurfing:

i seen someone on here say “daddy spank me like an almost empty ketchup bottle” and since then i just been usin a knife to get the sauce out the bottle

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asuperfluousman:

…what else would happen?

As far as Christianity goes, believing in the divinity of Jesus is pretty foundational to salvation.

Aside from the possibility of Unitarians or Universalists, I’m not aware of any portion of Christendom that would disagree.

A…

How is that a problem for Jewish people specifically? It applies to atheists, Buddhists, Hindu, and every single other person who doesn’t believe in the divinity of Christ. Sure it doesn’t mesh with Jewish beliefs, but does that make it hateful any more than any other non-Jewish religions?

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supersmashthestatebros:

But of course, the real heroes in this country are the small business owners. Imagine going to the bank for a loan and not even being able to see over the counter. Imagine writing your business plan with a pen bigger than you are. Imagine standing your ground even while customers are walking all over you. Now that’s courage.

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